James franco,

I love you. You are the hottest thing since sliced bread. When I see you its like I lose my breath and I can't find my inhaler. It's ok though, inhalers are over rated. I'd gladly accept CPR from you. That scene of you in Sonny with your naked ass was beautiful, truly a pivotal moment in my life. I would have nominated you for an Oscar but I'm not allowed to talk to any of the representatives from the Academy Awards since my very public outcry when Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for best Actor in Titanic. I tried though. Leo was robbed!! Love you James...